Poker Night!

[Enter Captain Kirk, Dr McCoy, Han Solo and Darth Vader] Kirk: Bones, did they find my shirt yet?
Kirk: Hey Han, still driving that hunk of junk Falcon?
Vader: My Death Star will crush you all like ants!
[Enter Locutus of Borg] Locutus: Sorry I'm late. They Resisted.
Han: You know Kirk. Wookies have been known to rip heads off starship captains.
Kirk: Bones. Can you fix that?
Bones: Dammit Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a Miracle Worker!
Kirk: What's the best way to deal with a pissed off Wookie?
Locutus: Assimilate Them! Bones: Sedate Them? Vader: Enslave Them!
Han: Wookies like their tummy rubbed.

Until Next Poker Night...