Poker Night!

[Enter Han, Jek, Kirk and Mahamoti] Kirk: Scotty, Beam me another shirt. Jek: *Grunt* Han: Sup. Mahamoti: [Unknown Arabic Letters]
[Ali Baba and El-Hajjaj run in] Ali: Run! Run! El-Hajjaj: Hide! Hide!
[Enter Vader and Stormtroopers] Vader: Kill the Terrorists
Ali: AAAAA!
Vader: Look, Another Terrorist, With a Biological Weapon. Mahamoti: It's a Beer!
Vader: Fire! and don't hit the Beer!
Han: Oh My God! They Killed Mahamoti! Jek: You Bastards!
Kirk: What're we gonna do for a fourth?
Han: Everyone else is busy except...
Kirk: Not Mr. Resistance is Futile!
Han: But he always brings Nachos and Beer
[Enter Locutus of Borg]

Until Next Poker Night...