OK WTF IS WITH THE COUNTERFEIT QUARTERS!

I have gotten about $5 in counterfeit quarters since the year began. This is pissing me off. First of all, YOU MORONS always check your money when you get change. That way you don't get a Mexican coin worth 1/600th of a cent instead of your valuable toonie, worth two loonies, 8 quarters, 200 pennies, or 12000 of the coin you just got passed. Moronic! Mexican coins are worth more smelted down.
Let me explain why I hate counterfeit quarters. They don't work in arcade games or vending machines. Now, I like bottled water, and I like candy, and I like Marvel Vs. Capcom. Nothing pisses me off more than when I really need to play with spider-man and gambit and the machine spits out my quarter. O, and for the record, Onslaught and Jinn, you can suck my nutz. And so can anyone who would rather put some lame guy like Ryu or any other street fighter geeks into a game when they could have Thor, Cyclops, Iceman, Juggernaut, Magneto or any other characters who in reality would kick those lame-ass animŽe cartoons all over the place. Even Jubilee and her lame-ass fireworks powers is 1000 times better than a stretchy Buddhist.
Ok, and guess where I get the counterfeit quarters? The first time I got one, it was from the arcades change machine. Looking at the useless quarters, I feel like flinging them at the nearest asshole. But first, stupid Asian people, I go to complain to the arcade counter. I must walk past those gay whore games where Asian girls dance on a machine to a beat to gay Manga Pop music, or do clapping games, or the drum or guitar game. HOLY SHIT ARE YOU INSANE HOW CAN YOU FIND THOSE THINGS AMUSING? I get to the counter. They don't speak English. They don't speak French. They speak Cantonese. My friend, who is Japanese, can't translate. We finally get an Asian kid who understands both Cantonese and Japanese, but not English, to translate. I speak to my friend, who speaks to the Asian kid, who talks to the storeowner. Evidently, since I can't prove I got the quarters there, they wont refund me. CHEAP FUCKING ASIAN BASTARDS! IT'S ONLY 50 CENTS. I JUST WANT TO PLAY SPIDER-MAN!
I can't help sounding racist but when you go through all this trouble to get a drink or just play a little spider-man, you get pissed off. The worst part is, anyone with half a brain can tell a counterfeit quarter just by looking at it. And touching it is a dead give-away.
First of all, all the counterfeit quarters say 1952-2002 on them. Secondly, the focal point for the rays of shininess is normally in the center of the coin, but on counterfeits it is off-center roughly around the queen's ear. When I say rays, I mean refraction of light on a circular surface. Brass is a good example. Third, the sides of the borders (still on the faces of the coin) are flat and smooth, unlike the rough edges of a real quarter. Finally, if you actually hold a counterfeit coin and compare it, it will seem lighter and thinner. That is because it is. That is why it doesn't work in the machines, or at the bank. It is designed just to fool foolish fools just like you.