Catch Me If You Can

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As i am dead, it gets no crack critic.

Catch Me If You Can Catch Me If You Can Catch Me If You Can Starring Leonardo De Caprio, Tom Hanks

This is based on the real life story of a cheque fraud artist who stole millions of dollars from banks and impersonated an airline pilot, a doctor, a lawyer, and other such professions. He is chased by an FBI agent who tracks him across the country then around the world.

This was the second DeCaprio movie I had seen in three days. My mind became intensely disturbed. I began to vomit, and my body shook. My body went into shock, and black blood began dripping out of my ears. My vision blurred and unblurred, and my bowels released. His face burned into my mind... it felt like acid. Flem clogged my throat, and I choaked myself to death. My funeral is friday, at 4pm. Cause of death: DeCaprio.