Austin Powers 3

Crack Rating

Better Than the Number of Lame Cracks in this Movie, but Less Than the Huge Cracks Coming From Goldmembers Pelvic Joints as he Dislocates Them

Austin All 4 of the main DougTheSlug.ca members went to see this one... in fact, it was skye's second trip. And well worth it. The opening sequence was hilarious, with damn awesome cameos. However, the opening dance number was DAMN annoying. Why do they need those? I enjoyed the preview one with midgets better. Midgets are funny. AHAHAHHAHAHA!
Dr Evil Goldmember himself is very very disgusting and annoying. Though i dont really mind seeing someone eat flakes of his own skin quite as much as most people.
Foxxy On a completely different topic: Silvercity is gay. It is gay to charge that much for movies. It is gay to charge $9 for a large popcorn and a candy bar. It is gay to get the world's worst stand up speaker to announce the movies. His jokes were so bad, that in the middle ages we would stone him. Luckily we are civilized enough these days to simply mock him to his face.
Goldmember The big characters in this film are Austin, Austin's father, also a great spy and ladies man, Gold member, Dr. Evil, Scott, Mini-Me, Number 2, Frau, and of course, a new "bond girl" the luscious... ahh i cant remeber her name i was too busy starring at her. Was there a movie?
Mini Me The plot in this movie was weaker than the previous two, and worked more on corny jokes. There was another scene with people finishing each others sentences, and a great scene with mini-me and austin using shadows. As for mini-me, this movie plays him up quite a bit... midgets... lol. Tripod. Britney Spears. I think thats pretty much all i can say.

I really enjoyed this movie.