Farenheit 9/11

Crack Rating

Crack Rating: 9.11/10 - Are You People INSANE! Kerry in 2004!

A Propaganda Film by Michael Moore

Bush Sr Starring George Bush Senior, George Bush Jr and some Saudi Arabian guys.

To start out I'd like to say: I'm an idiot. I took a date to see this movie. Have you ever tried to put the moves on a girl, and then look up to see Bush's smiling face?
Definitely not a date movie. I'm an idiot.

Bush JrFuck George Bush. Fuck Him.

Never before has a US President polarized the country and come under such harsh criticism since Richard "I'm not a crook" Nixon. Nixon resigned. George, O George, why don't you do that.

This movie, despite bashing Bush, his Father, Dick Cheney and the rest of the Republican Administration, failed to prove the points it set out to prove,like the Saudi connection with 9-11 and the link between Cheney's former company and the Iraq rebuilding and defence contracts.
It did suceed, unwittingly, to embarrass the president and portray him as a simpleton. This we already knew anyways. The movie was poorly layed out, poorly edited, and was too slow.

MooreI truly hope that Michael Moore does not repeat at this Oscars this year, as this is not a tremendous film. Moore clearly let his political motivations cloud his judgement on several points.

Ok, enough rationality.

Dear President Bush,

Just some friendly tips on how to remain president.

When on camera, try not to say anything. Don't joke. Take speech lessons to remove your Texas accent. In fact, never go to Texas again, or Florida, or anywhere in the southern US except California. Don't move. Just stand there and smile while your speech gets teleprompted to the masses. This will succeed in winning you the support of all blind and deaf Americans. You already have the support of all mentally handicapped Americans. Continue to give tax breaks and favours to the rich. That should tie up the vote of big business. Don't ever dress in that flight suit again, that should get you the military's support.

Keep going to church, and keep killing Arabs. That should make you strong with the Baptists, Episcopalians, Catholics and the Jews.
Cover up the events of 9-11. Don't worry, New Yorkers aren't going to vote for you anyways.
Dont forget to round up the homosexuals, put them in camps and Fireplace them. They weren't going to vote for you anyways.
Banning abortion is a good idea. We've already established that those with birth defects would vote for you. Besides, this gives America more young soldiers.
Keep threatening the Chinese and Koreans. Don't worry, the ones that are in America are rich so they will vote for you of course.
Go forward on your missile defence plan. Canadians hate it, so it must be good at making the American people rally around you against the evil Canadians.
Remember George, in this race, every vote counts.

Also:

Tell your daughters to sleep around.

And:

Volunteer to lead a foot patrol in Tikrit or Nablas.